《四月物语》 4월 이야기 April Story, 1998

500 Days of Summer

"I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her.
What does she do? She took a giant shit on my face.
Literally"

"Literally?"

"Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.
What's the matter with you?
The point is, I'm messed up. I am.
You know, on the one hand,
I want to forget her. on the other hand,
I know that she's the only person in the
entire universe that will make me happy."

"Mm-hmm."

"You ever do this?
You think back on the times you had with
someone, replay it in your head over and over again,
and you look for those first signs of trouble.
There's two options really.
Either... She's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being,
or...she's a robot. Small Wonder. You know, Vicki.
That would explain a lot actually."

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah."

"She never cheated on you?"

"No. Never."

"She ever take advantage of you in any way?"

"No"

"And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend."

"Yeah."

"I got a great idea."